Pay no attention to>>>

That kitten behind the curtain



in the closet



in the trash can



or under the bed


Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Rico Loco!




See Rico, The Brothers and other cats with big egos
at Watermark for Sunday's Carvinval of Cats.

The Help Desk

The Evil Captor appears to be obsessessed with these papers.
She is always messing with them and talking on the
phone to someone she calls "clients"



Hello, Rico Loco here how may I assist you?
A 3 bedroom 2 bath waterfront for under 125K?


No problem, maybe I can pull one out of my butt,


and write up a contract up for you.


Hey! I was only trying to help!

See all the helpful pets at the Friday Ark

The Daily Grind

I find the household chores around this place most complex

The Brothers must constantly supervise
the Evil Captor's daily routines.


Truly this is an exhausting task


But I am happy to lend my assistance


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Boy Toy

It is possible that The Brothers view me
as a just a lowly plaything.

In fact they seem to get much amusement
from watching my struggles to fit in

What time is Dr. Phil?

An Unfair Advantage

The Weapons Inspection

Do I look dangerous?

Hey I NEED those!!

The Activity Director

Apparently the brother they call Rhett is in
charge of supervising my play time



I'm not sure why he is being nice to me now



But it is FUN to be in the big boy room!



I wonder if he.....


.......Zzzzzz

The No Privacy Policy

It appears my evil captor has become
obsessed with my personal hygiene habits.

Hardly and hour goes by that I am not rudely
tossed into this small, sand filled receptacle.

Occasionally I reward her for her efforts but,
most often I do not.

Solitary Confinement

I continue to be housed in small quarters.
I have noticed, however that
The Brothers, have free reign of this domicile.

I thought I could escape my confinement by sleeping on the evil one's chest all night and stealing her breath, but alas this plan failed and
I was left again today with only this stupid doggy for creature comfort



Clearly, he is of no use to me,
and I will continue to search for a solution to my dilemma

Addressing the Issues

Things are going pretty well so far.
One of The Brothers has some issues with sharing


But I quickly set him straight


I think I'm going to like it here

Analyzing The Situation

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The larger of The Brothers seems to have taken a liking to me.
I think I can use this to my advantage.

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The Injustice Continues

If it was not bad enough to be almost drowned, I next had a pill get stuck down my tiny throat.
I fought the evil doer bravely, but she was even more stubborn than I had anticipated.

The Brothers heard my cries and came running.

I thought they may save me, but they did not and I hissed in their faces.




Soon after I was returned to quarantine, and was able to get a much needed catnap.

Crossing The Border

Only yesterday I was hanging out with my siblings at the old family home pot.


But TODAY I was wrapped in a towel and kitty trafficed across county lines against my own will.


After a brief car ride I was taken to customs,
where very rude and unspeakable things were done to me.


I tried to escape the horrors, only to be put back in the car.


Upon arriving at my destination I was nearly drowned and then held captive by someone they call "Paw"


Continued.......

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